My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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