You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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