Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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