Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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