do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize