Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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