I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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