Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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