Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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