well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
What a dumb baby whore.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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