I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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