We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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