batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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