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ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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