you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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