He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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