It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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