I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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