We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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