Buhtt sex?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
