I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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