i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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