I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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