I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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