maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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