Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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