We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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