i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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