Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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