no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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