I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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