Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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