doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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