I'm jealous of your bromance
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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