Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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