I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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