yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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