don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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