Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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