OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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