So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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