"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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