Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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