physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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