Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
why do cheetos always look like penises
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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