Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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