Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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