ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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