Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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