She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I need to align my fucking chakras
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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