i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Two words: nipple clamps
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