he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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