i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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