Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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