HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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