Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Shame is for Republicans.
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