I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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