yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Me. At least after what I've been through.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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