party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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