Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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